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»»» #06 (2) - 5x21 “Despicable B” (3.88 %)
B: You were right. The problem wasn’t your success. It was me. Somehow between being traded for a hotel and seeling out for a tiara, I lost my true self. But I wanna be found. Could you possibly help?
D: I have a feeling that the real Blair Waldorf is a lot closer than you think. Wasn’t all that long ago that she and I were working side by side at W and I totally fell for her.
B: And what was that girl like?
D: That girl is fiercely strong, independent, outspoken, beautiful, capable of anything and no man or magazine should be able to take that away from her.
B: She sounds great. I look forward to meeting her again.
TOP DAIR MOMENTS (voted by the Dair Fandom)
»»» #06 (1) - 5x20 “Salon Of The Dead” (3.88 %)
B: You running away?
B: Joining the army? Audiioning for one of those “America’s Got Idol Talent Factor” shows?
D: I was hoping I could have a sleepover with you.
B: You do realize that means you’d be entering my world.
D: I do. Our relationship isn’t about choosing one world or another. Our relationship is our world.
B: Well, then tonight our relationship was a world-wide disaster.
D: It’s probably not gonna be our last, but we have to face these disasters together. We’re a team.
B: So… maybe we can…be a team at the met ball?
D: Absolutely. And, uh, at a beet pickling festival.
B: Mhmmmm.. You know I wouldn’t be caught dead at a beet pickling festival?
D: I’m just messing with you.
D: Wow. He is good.
B: Shut up Humphrey.
D: Just to clarify - I do think you deserve to be with someone who makes you happy.
B: Well coming as it does from someone who dates Vanessa Abrams, it means very little to me. But still. Thank you, Humphrey.
D: Care for a dance?
B: I guess..
B: “What a pretty carriage.”
D: “Every time I see you, you happen to me all over again. Ellen, you might be the most honest woman I’ve ever met.” What the hell are you doing?
B: “Oh no, but one of the least fussy!” You’re trying to ruin my life.
D: You’re insane. “You must know that this can’t last.”
B: “What can’t?”
D: “Our being together. And not being together.”
B: Don’t try to gaslight me, Humphrey. You’re seeking revenge, because I ruined your chances with -
D: Not everyone is plotting revenge.
B: “You ought not to have come today.”
D: “I look forward to seeing you. Every thought is burnt up in a great flame.
B: Someone is out to get me and all signs point to you.
B: You’re the only one who knew it all, it has to be you.
B: This elevator is so slow. Feels like it’s not even moving.
D: Did you push the button?
B: I thought you did it.
D: Ah, you are wasted. This elevator smells like vodka.
B: Vodka doesn’t smell. And you are drunker than I am. And I can tell by the fact that you’re not hyperverbal that you’re avoiding something.
D: And i can tell by the fact that you drank Vodka that you are, too.
B: Mhm. You first. … Fine, fine. I wasn’t a 100% honest with you today. That ‘wow’ really ment ‘wow.. that was terrible’.
D: And it was just .. mind-numbingly boring.
B: Like the least sexy thing since Courtney Stodden.
D: Yeah, I mean, I don’t know who that is, but it’s much worse.
B: So what? What are … Is our chemistry just purely intellectual? Is it only in our heads?
D: Appearantly. But before we, uhm, we break up, I just wanted you to know you were really, really good in my head.
B: I am really, really good out of it, too.
D: Nah, I don’t think so.
B: I will prove it to you.
D: Right in this elevator? Where people have to go .. up and down?
B: Yes, they do.
B: What are you doing here?
D: Uhm. I don’t know is Serena here?
B: No. What’s going on is everything okay?
D: I’ve been walking around the city all night with one all-consuming, paralyzing thought.
B: “Why am I walking around the city when I live in Brooklyn.”?
D: What if my dad and Dorota were right, what if there’s another reason we’re keeping us a secret?
B: Another reason like what?
D: Plausible deniability? Blair, we kept us a secret because we were afraid there was something more.
B: You need to go back to Brooklyn.
D: Not until I know for sure they were wrong, that there is nothing between us.
B: I can guarantee it. But just so you’re secure in that knowledge - what did you have in mind?
D: Just one kiss. And then we can know without a doubt.
B: I suppose that would work. One kiss. That’s that.
D: One kiss and that’s that. So?
B: So. … Oh for crying out loud, Humphrey!
D: Blair Waldorf in Brooklyn, are you- are you two lost?
S: Will you talk to her,please?
B: There’s nothing to talk about. I told you it’s over.
S: She’s not listening to me, maybe she’ll listen to you.
D: Uhm… sure.
S: I’m gonna go, check out the art.. in the art gallery. Talk!
D: You and Chuck have been toying with each other forever. I mean you didn’t win this one,did you ever think, maybe you should just let it go?
B: This is different.
D: Why? .. Do you- do you love him? .. Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.
B: I don’t know, i just … i don’t understand how i got to this place.
D: You know the first time I told Serena i loved her, it was terrifying. I’ve never felt so exposed. But the feeling that i got when she said it back to me was probably the single greatest moment of my life.
B: But you broke up.
D: That doesn’t mean i wouldn’t do it all over again.
B: If i say it, he wins. And if he wins i’ll just be another girl to him.
D: You don’t know if that’s true. You have to decide whats most important to you. Keeping your pride and getting nothing or taking a risk and maybe, maybe having everything.
D: Are you okay?
B: I just feel like i got off the wrong foot here and I wanna start again, so.. thanks for bringing me Humphrey.
D: Yeah well. I would just like to think if I needed it, somebody would do the same for me. Though let’s be honest, we both know it wouldn’t be you. Oh. No headbands in college, okay?